Ronnie drags Debbie and Charlotte to a ":hands on a hardboat" competition where whoever can stand with a hand onthe boat wins. His interns film the event for Ronnie'snarcissistic documentary. He's pumped and taunts the reigningchampion, Vance. Vernon also attends but leaves abruptly whenhe sees Charlotte take off to a boat party with Dallas andfellow musicians. Debbie follows, questioning Vernon'sparenting know-how. Vernon steals a jet-boat to get there. Intheir pursuit from boat to boat, they party, bond, and getdrunk. When they find her it is pretty PG. Walt was also at thecontest but left when fellow P.M.S. members called him away tothe woods where they found a "Sasquatch nest". Waltarrives only to find out they are pranking him. Determined toprove his "Son of Sasquatch" theory, Walt stealsDNA evidence from Dale's trashcan. The next morning, Debbiewakes up in the boat next to Vernon. Ronnie loses thecompetition when an unexpected, tiny visitor emergesvictorious.
